Sister Tries To Sell Her Brother To The Pet Store

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Father: How did your brother get so silly?
Rachel: I don't know... I think we should sell him.
Father: What?
Rachel: We should sell him.
Father: For what?
Rachel: Because something in him is wrong.
Father: Say that again.
Rachel: Because something in him is wrong.
Father: What so do we have to do?
Rachel: Sell him.
Father: Who're we gonna sell him to?
Rachel: Pet store or someone who wants him.
Father: What do you think we could sell him for?
Rachel: Uh, $1 or $2 or 3.
Father: Is that a lot?
Rachel: $54.
Father: Fifty-four sounds like you've been thinking about this. What are you going to spend the money on.
Rachel: Because I really really wanted a toy owl, so that's what I'm going to spend it on.
Father: So you will sell your brother and buy a toy owl?
Rachel: Yeah, for that money, much dollars.
Father: Um, I don't know if we can get $54 for him.
Rachel: We have to.
Father: Why?
Rachel: Because,
Father: Because why?
Rachel: Because, if we do that,
Father: Yeah.
Rachel: We'll go back to the store to see if he's there.
Father: How, maybe we can buy him on sale?
Rachel: Yes.
Father: So what...
Rachel: We can buy him back.
Father: So, okay, so… Sell him for $54. What do you we could buy him for?
Rachel: Hmm, $1. All right, let sell him, okay?
Father: Okay. We'll sell him. Jason!
Jason : What?
Rachel: Don't tell him, Dad.
Father: Jason. We're going to go sell you to a pet store.
Rachel: I'm going to buy a toy owl for me and then we will get you back, don't worry.
Jason : I'll be going to see there.
Father: Yeah, listen to Rachel's idea.
Rachel: Listen, we're gonna sell you to a pet store for $100.
Father: A hundred?
Rachel: Yeah.
Father: I thought it was $54.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, and we're gonna come back to get you, okay?
Father: So what do you think? Can we sell you to a pet store today.
Jason : Yeah.
Rachel: We're gonna get you back, okay? Don't worry!
Jason : Yeah, yeah.
Rachel: Yeah, let's do it. In real life, truly!
Father: In real life?
Rachel: Yeah!